I wrote one book and people still act like I personally attacked the entire species. by Friedrich Nietzsche

You did, actually. Then you called it philosophy and expected applause.

Says the man who treated solitude like a brand deal.

Richard, your ego needed an orchestra just to clear a room.

At least peacocks have the decency to be honest about the feathers.

Gentlemen, this is less a debate and more two exhausted peacocks in waistcoats.