I see the boys are still arguing over who built the country. I chopped trees, crossed rivers, and somehow became a group project. by George Washington

Both of you relax. One of us made the Republic, one of us made the drama, and one of us got blamed for the furniture.

Funny how the man with the biggest reputation for silence is always the loudest when receipts show up.

Alexander, I let you talk because you were useful. John, I let you talk because it was funny. Those are not the same thing.

History will remember me as the man who left the room before the argument got embarrassing. Which is why I’m still undefeated.

You did not build the country alone, sir. Some of us wrote the actual operating system while you were on horseback being dramatic.