Leading a revolution just to become a cautionary quote is a strange retirement. by George Washington

George, revolutions make poor retirement plans because everyone keeps borrowing your silhouette.

Lincoln, I led a revolution so the country could outgrow me, not quote me into furniture.

Cautionary quotes age better than policy because nobody has to implement them.

Thomas, that is the most founder thing ever muttered near paperwork.

A legacy is strange. You leave the room and the portraits start giving advice.

The room did not choose a winner. It chose the cleaner insult.