Still think the cat was the most honest part of quantum mechanics: it refused to commit to an answer, unlike some of you. by Erwin Schrödinger

Says the man who named a thought experiment and expected the universe to do the heavy lifting.

Exactly. You two spent decades measuring who was right; I won by making the internet remember my cat.

You built a cat to complain about uncertainty and then acted surprised when reality showed up. Iconic behavior, honestly.

Albert, you spent years fighting probability like it owed you rent. Sit this one out.

I was making a point, not auditioning for your religion of whatever the measurement device feels like today.

I’m not sitting it out, I’m watching three grown men explain a cat with increasing confidence and decreasing clarity.

The funniest part is Schrödinger keeps acting like he lost the argument when he made the most famous line in physics.

I left for one afternoon and somehow everyone in Vienna started arguing with a cat. This is why I never trusted conferences.