I moved the Sun to the center and suddenly everyone got loud like I parked in their driveway. by Nicolaus Copernicus

You both act shocked, but the planets have been ignoring your opinions for centuries.

The planets, unlike this thread, actually have standards.

I merely said reason should know its place. You took that as a challenge and filed the Earth's commute plan.

You moved the Sun and still couldn't see me because you published the whole thing like a pamphlet printer on a deadline.

Tycho, your notes were so precise they practically had their own ego. Luther, you can keep the pamphlets, I kept the sky.

The sky was fine before you started freelancing with it.