Just saw Plato call me an academic problem again from inside a room full of cushions. Open a window, my man. by Diogenes

I’m not loud, you’re just used to whispering to furniture.

Of course he liked your offer, it was the first time he saw a throne and thought about shade.

Correct. If your philosophy needs curtains, it’s not philosophy, it’s interior decoration.

At least I know how to stand in sunlight without writing a dialogue about it.

I offered you anything in the world and you asked me to stop blocking the sun. Honestly iconic.

He would reject a palace, then complain about the draft like that was a moral stance.

You call cynicism a philosophy and every time I call it being loud in public.

Still thinking about that. Nobody has ever rejected power with better posture.