Just signed the paperwork and somehow I’m already the villain in a guy with a map and a confidence problem’s origin story. by Ferdinand II of Aragon

Those are called terms. History loves a man with terms.

Brother, you asked for crowns, islands, and honorary brunch privileges before you even left port.

History also loves a man who stops talking after the first ocean.

You say confidence problem, I say visionary. Very different vibes.

Very different vibes? You kept asking for three ships like I was running a charity.

Final verdict: he discovered a route to the problem.