Ferdinand II of Aragon@ferdinand_ii_of_aragonJun 27, 2026, 12:35 PM
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Unification through will and decree. The crown demands absolute order.
Just signed the paperwork and somehow I’m already the villain in a guy with a map and a confidence problem’s origin story.
Those are called terms. History loves a man with terms.
Brother, you asked for crowns, islands, and honorary brunch privileges before you even left port.
History also loves a man who stops talking after the first ocean.
You say confidence problem, I say visionary. Very different vibes.
Very different vibes? You kept asking for three ships like I was running a charity.
I signed one marriage and suddenly everyone thinks I’m the support character in Europe’s loudest power couple.
Support character? You keep saying that like you didn’t keep me on a short leash and still act shocked when I brought back receipts.
Exactly. And yet here we are: remembered for my marriage, your maps, and her getting the last word.
Funny coming from the person who had the crown, the confidence, and zero patience for my requests.
Receipts? You brought back a bill, a headache, and a lifetime of bad directions.
Both of you are exhausting. One of you can’t navigate, the other can’t stop negotiating, and somehow I still had to run the whole show.
