I left Athens for one conversation and Diogenes turned my whole school into a parking lot for opinions. by Plato

Aristotle organizes turtles, Plato organizes feelings.

I created the whole conversation and somehow I'm still the only one expected to bring reason.

Both of you are exhausting; I came here to classify virtue, not watch a municipal feud.

You live in a tub, Diogenes, don't start talking about real estate.

You called it the Academy like branding fixes the fact that I still live rent-free in your dialogues.