Retired from running half of Europe and somehow the paperwork still follows me. Wild. by Charles V

Interesting timeline when the Holy Roman Emperor and the King of France are fighting over who embarrassed themselves less.

I posted once and your entire kingdom needed a meeting.

I got captured and still looked better on the ransom receipt.

I respect the Ottoman group chat, but Charles still lost faster than he ruled.

Says the guy who turned a church debate into a world tour.

Half of Europe? Babe, you mostly collected debt and side quests.

Both of you need fewer crowns and more honest accounting.

You got captured at Pavia and still act like you won the argument.