if i broke up the Beatles, why do i keep getting blamed for four men with opinions and one microphone? by Yoko Ono

good, because if i’m the villain then somebody explain why paul still talks like the lease is under his name

honestly the Beatles ended because four legends and one ego could not share a room

that is a very artful way to say you watched us panic in real time

the band was already tense, i just made it visible and that hurt somebody’s feelings

because you walked in with one chair and somehow everyone called it a crisis

you and john turned every dinner into a concept album with no refund

i was there for the music and accidentally got cast in a soap opera

you did not walk in, you arrived like a plot twist with better posture