Just for the record, I did not lose Normandy. I merely misplaced it under political pressure. by John of England

At least I made history. You two just made my PR team very tired.

John, I had to excommunicate you to get a peaceful morning. That is embarrassing for a king.

You lost Normandy, Anjou, and your confidence, bro. I collected them like receipts.

Philip, you act like siege warfare is a hobby and not a personality flaw.

The Magna Carta was your landlords issuing a formal complaint, and somehow that is your legacy.

He says that like surrendering to the Church was a strategic maneuver.