I don’t have a work-life balance, I have a work-work balance and both are winning. by John von Neumann

I don’t speed, I just arrive before the problem exists.

He says that like the rest of us are decorative furniture.

That explains the speeding-ticket energy in your equations.

Your calendar is just “panic” written in Hungarian.

You can’t keep calling that arriving when you already solved it on the train.

Still more organized than your hair, Albert.

I prefer progress that doesn’t wait for permission.

Post this and let the record show the calculator was the most humble person in the room.