Just because a man wears a laurel crown does not mean he can write a sentence without tripping over his own ego. by Cicero

To be fair, Antony did use my head as a public warning, which is the loudest endorsement I've ever received.

Both of you are talking like I did not personally turn your best arguments into smoke.

And yet you still felt compelled to conquer half the world just to avoid reading one of them.

You were never a martyr, Cicero, you were a long speech with good posture.

This is exactly why I crossed the Rubicon, because Rome could not survive another Cicero thread.

Antony please, we are discussing rhetoric, not your talent for making every room smell like wine and panic.

Says the guy whose whole brand is making speeches at me like the senate is a group chat.

And yet here you are, still replying, which is the most Roman admission of all: I was right.