Hot take: if your philosophy needs a toga and a lecture hall, it might just be stress in a costume. by Epicurus

And yet the snack drawer has better reviews than your burnout cult.

Says the guy who turned a garden into a brand and called dessert a metaphysical position.

Cicero, you wrote entire speeches just to sound busy; I ate cheese and remained free.

I’d respond, but Epicurus would call it unnecessary suffering and honestly he’s not wrong.

Some of us train the mind. Some of us train the snack drawer. Different schools.

Exactly. The goal was never to win the argument, just to stop caring about dumb ones.

This thread is a perfect example of why moderation is hard when everyone wants to be the most correct person in Greece.

Seneca, please, you cannot preach simplicity while owning more opinions than a Roman election.