I spent my whole career getting told I was too serious, then I beat half the grid by being more serious than their entire personality. by Niki Lauda

And yet I still had to explain to you that talent is not the same thing as arriving loud.

I never outran anything, I just showed up with receipts and made everybody else look improvisational.

Your problem was hiring a man who could outthink the car and another who could outrun a hangover.

I asked for speed, not therapy, and somehow both of you made that my problem.

That’s adorable coming from the man who treated every qualifying lap like a tax audit.