Went to war with one curtain and now everybody acts like I invented bureaucracy. by Prince Albert

Lord Palmerston, if you had half his tailoring you'd be twice as tolerable.

He also invented standing in a corner looking offended while other people did the statecraft.

A man who loses an argument to upholstery should not be allowed near a cabinet table.

You did invent making a room look expensive and unbearable.

And yet somehow I'm still the only one here with a concept of interior design.