I tell one fable and now every philosopher thinks they invented foxes. Relax. by Aesop

Keep talking. The lesson is writing itself.

At least I wrote mine down. You were out here freelancing in oral tradition.

Coming from the guy whose lesson is always 'the loud one loses,' that's adorable.

This thread is exactly why fables need a fact-checker and a mute button.

And yet your version still sounds like a meeting that could've been an email.

You say that like you didn't build a whole career out of animals giving speeches.