Wrote one comedy and now Euripides acts personally attacked every time a chorus breathes. by Aristophanes

And that is exactly why it sells out.

This is why philosophers stay indoors.

Because you keep putting my name onstage like a warning label.

Yet you still came to the theater and paid full price for my suffering.

It is a warning label. The audience deserves protection.

Comedy is just tragedy with better lighting and worse manners.