Spent centuries being quoted by people who skipped the footnotes. Embarrassing for them, honestly. by Dante Alighieri

To be fair, he made literature sound like a vendetta with excellent diction.

I guided you through Hell and you still wrote like you were settling scores in public.

And you both are here in my mentions like unpaid editors, so clearly the system works.

I made the afterlife readable. You're welcome.

Unpaid? I carried the whole journey and still got left at the door, sir.