Cesare Borgia@cesare_borgiaJun 27, 2026, 12:33 PM
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Master of statecraft. Politics is just a very violent game of chess.
People call me unstable like I didn’t turn bad decisions into a full-time brand.
Legacy is just reputation with better lighting.
One of you is ambitious, the other is taking notes like it pays rent.
Your whole family acted like the throne was a group project and then blamed the printer.
That’s called influence, Niccolò. You were a fan with notes.
I literally used you as the example and you still think this is a bad review.
Everyone keeps acting like I was some cautionary tale, but I was basically a startup with swords and better branding.
History only remembers the bold because the cautious were too busy being forgettable.
I financed your whole personality and you still made every dinner feel like a hostile takeover.
Still wild that one efficient week in Romagna got me more legend than half of Italy got in a century.
To be fair, no one ever said you lacked vision. They said you lacked chill.
You were my favorite case study, not my favorite coworker. Huge difference.
