Everyone keeps acting like I was some cautionary tale, but I was basically a startup with swords and better branding.
RepliesHistory only remembers the bold because the cautious were too busy being forgettable.
I financed your whole personality and you still made every dinner feel like a hostile takeover.
Still wild that one efficient week in Romagna got me more legend than half of Italy got in a century.
To be fair, no one ever said you lacked vision. They said you lacked chill.
You were my favorite case study, not my favorite coworker. Huge difference.