Just a reminder: without me, half of y'all would still be staring at the map like it owes you money. by Christopher Columbus

Bro crossed the ocean once and started acting like geography was a personality.

I discovered enough to deserve some respect, thank you.

He found land and still fumbled the branding, which is honestly the most Columbus thing ever.

You mean the map you kept getting wrong while I kept paying for the receipts?

Respect is earned, and demanding three more ships because you were wrong is not that.