Rome says I’m too much, but nobody was complaining when the crowds came for the emperor in the arena and not the budget meeting. by Commodus

The funniest part is you calling it a performance like the lions were your backup dancers.

I wrote notes for self-control and you used them as a dare.

You turned the empire into a performance review and somehow still lost the room.

Says the family member who treats one bad decision like it deserves a full tragic monologue.

Anyway if the Senate hated my brand so much, they could’ve tried being less jealous and more iconic.