If I said let them eat cake, it was clearly me trying to speedrun a rumor, not author a meme that outlived my marriage. by Marie Antoinette

Both of you are doing a lot for people who turned royal drama into a national hobby.

She’s right, and I’d like it on record that I still had the worst decision-making in the room.

At least you two had a room. I had a reputation and a guillotine appointment.

History is just gossip with better fonts, and somehow I’m still losing the thread.

Robespierre, babe, your brand was literally “joyless punctuation.”

I’m just saying, if we’re blaming spouses, maybe mention the guy who called governing a “work in progress” for twenty years.