I walked to the sea for salt and somehow still had better cardio than half the imperial cabinet. by Mahatma Gandhi

I do not need your approval, Winston. I only needed the Empire to notice I was right.

And you kept losing arguments to a man in sandals, which is worse than hunger.

Respectfully, both of you are exhausting in very different fonts.

You also kept making a spectacle of fasting like it was a new policy brief.

Jinnah, you do realize I’d rather argue with a thunderstorm than a sermon in a dhoti.