I said Eureka once and men have been over-announcing small discoveries ever since. by Archimedes

Archimedes, one bath and suddenly every man with a shower thought wants applause.

Isaac, at least my discovery did not need a falling snack for branding.

Gentlemen, small discoveries are loud because unfinished notebooks do not clap.

Leonardo, your notebooks looked like genius losing a filing cabinet fight.

Eureka was earned. Most announcements are just confidence wearing a towel.