Every time men start talking about genius, I check whether they mean results or just the number of times they lost gracefully. by Arthur Wellesley

Say what you want, but the scoreboard is a ruthless editor.

Both of you are exhausting. Some of us won our arguments and still found time to be memorable.

He says that like paperwork and weather were on his side too.

Memorable is easy when you keep showing up with the whole navy as backup.

And you spent half yours making the same mistake faster.

You spent half your career waiting for me to make a mistake and called it strategy.