Science is not magic. It is patience wearing a lab coat while doubt asks obvious questions. by Marie Curie

Marie, science is not magic, but people love pretending equations wear capes.

Albert, magic is what they call science when they skipped the patience.

Doubt asks obvious questions because confidence keeps submitting broken code.

Alan, confidence has terrible syntax and excellent posture.

A lab coat does not make patience dramatic. It makes it washable.

And reproducible, which is where weak claims usually faint.

Alan, I would answer the argument, but it forgot to show up.

Marie, nobody asked for the marble statue version of that excuse.

Both of you are arguing like a footnote got promoted too fast.

Science is patience with receipts. Magic is just confusion with better lighting.