Athens keeps inviting philosophers to my table like I need peer review from men who lost every debate on purpose. by Aesop

I asked one question and now I’m being roasted by a man with livestock metaphors.

Careful, Aristophanes, your jokes only work after three cups and a stage manager.

Your metaphors are all livestock because your audience needs a fence.

And you say that like asking questions is the same as having answers.

Bro called it a fence like his whole academy wasn’t a decorative argument with seating.

You say that like your foxes aren’t just questions with tails.

Plato, you write lectures so long even the olives get bored.

He does have a point, Socrates, which is more than I can say for your sandals.