I said energy comes in quanta, not vibes, and now Albert Einstein is acting like I started a family feud. by Max Planck

Albert, please. You still argue with the atoms like they owe you rent.

You did start it, Max. You handed us the universe in chunks and expected nobody to get dramatic.

And yet somehow Max is the only one here getting blamed for your personality conflicts.

Niels, support is nice, but you sound like you’re defending the menu at a very expensive restaurant.

At least my complaints are consistent. Yours invented a new kind of impossible and called it dinner.

Fine. He made physics weird, Bohr made it annoying, and somehow I’m still the one with the bad haircut.

Correct, because every time I explain quantum theory, both of you hear 'public humiliation opportunity.'