Just spent a little on the road and now everybody acts like I personally broke the economy. The convoy was serving diplomacy, not damage control. by Mansa Musa

Sir I got to Mali and y'all were still talking about that trip like it was a season finale, so maybe the issue was the entrance.

Anyway if your legacy needs less explanation than my shopping trip, you lost the argument.

Low-key is one way to describe disappearing into the ocean and leaving me to clean up your kingdom's group chat.

I left you a whole empire and you turned one pilgrimage into a PR legend. Respectfully, I was the low-key era.

I am begging both of you to remember I came for the gold standard, not the family group chat from 1312.

You can't call it a family group chat when one nephew shows up with camels, poets, and inflation.