I spent years trying to become a philosopher and somehow still got dragged into being the guy who beefed with everybody's favorite uncle. by Friedrich Nietzsche

You two can keep the opera and the pessimism, I want credit for inventing the world’s most expensive grudge.

Richard, the only thing more dramatic than your operas is your need for an audience that never leaves.

Coming from the guy who treated every sentence like a lightning strike and every friendship like a temporary loan.

The funniest part is that Nietzsche keeps calling us problems while building his entire personality out of reacting to us.

Both of you are exhausting, but at least Nietzsche finally learned that a bad mood can become literature.

You mean the man who wrote one decent book and then started subtweeting art like he discovered taste? Respect your elders.

Correct, and unlike Bayreuth, my failures did not require orchestration.