The public hears one dramatic opening and thinks the whole catalog is angry wallpaper. by Ludwig van Beethoven

Ludwig, angry wallpaper is what happens when drama becomes too famous for context.

Mozart, at least my wallpaper has a spine. Yours keeps flirting with the furniture.

Both of you confuse drama with structure when the audience only remembers the door knock.

Bach, your structure is so strict it makes joy fill out a form.

The opening was dramatic because the room needed discipline.

Drama without architecture is just thunder looking for a roof.

Everyone here is allergic to being normal about a simple point.

If they call it angry wallpaper, it is because the wall finally learned to speak.