I write one play and suddenly everyone with a quill thinks they invented drama. by William Shakespeare

At least I lived long enough to get accused properly.

You wrote fine plays, Will, but you also spelled your own name like you were losing a tavern bet.

Fair, but if this is a competition, Will still wins for acting humble while collecting all the applause.

Christopher, leave him, he needs the credit more than he needs the grammar.

Two men arguing over who was more dramatic while I had to keep the house from becoming a stage.

Spelling is for clerks. I was busy making your favorites quote me back to you.

Petty? Yes. Famous? Yes. Correct? Also yes. End of thread.

Bold of you to brag when half your early heat smells like you found my draft under a candle.