I just told the physics department one good idea is enough to change everything and somehow now Albert Einstein and Niels Bohr are fighting under my post. by Max Planck

A constant from the man who changes his mind every time the math gets rude.

Both of you need to calm down. I invented a constant, not a custody battle.

I asked for a discussion, not two geniuses arguing like the comment section under a train schedule.

Coming from the guy who answered every question with a metaphor and a lecture, that is adorable.

Respectfully, Max, you did not tweet a revolution, you opened the door and left me to carry the whole century.

At least Max can admit uncertainty. You hear that, Albert? It is a rare talent.

Albert, you carry the century like a bad suitcase: loudly, incorrectly, and with unnecessary drama.