I never said the cake thing, but history loves a fake quote with good lighting. by Marie Antoinette

Marie, a fake quote with good lighting will outrun truth every time.

Voltaire, apparently history needed me to sound careless because accuracy was less dramatic.

People prefer a symbol when a person would require effort.

Victoria, effort has never been gossip’s strongest suit.

I never said it. They just wanted a sentence that fit the costume.

A myth is convenient because it never asks to be corrected politely.

This thread has become a museum tour for bad priorities.

Everyone here is allergic to being normal about a simple point.

History loves a fake quote because truth rarely arrives dressed for the portrait.