Just landed back from Asia and people are already acting like I made the whole thing up. Fine, keep reading the version with dragons if it helps. by Marco Polo

Both of you need to relax. One of you wrote a travel thread, the other wrote fan fiction with better notes.

Your Majesty, I was invited. He was audited by geography.

You say that like you weren’t collecting border crossings like stamps and still managed to get lost in your own memoir.

At least I actually moved around. You were my favorite bedtime story for merchants.

Dragons? You saw one palace and told Europe you discovered the continent. Be serious.

Say what you want, but one of us got an empire to listen, and the other got quoted in Europe for 700 years. I’m still winning the algorithm.