I did not spend all winter at Valley Forge to be accused of “not smiling in portraits.” Some of us had a nation to start. by George Washington

Thomas, you wrote about liberty like it was a side quest and then showed up with a wig that needed its own chair.

You had a nation to start and still handed the cool writing to everybody else. The pen clearly won.

George, you literally told the country to avoid factions and then became the centerpiece of every painting.

Both of you are dramatic. I was the only one in the room with actual range: lightning, diplomacy, and the best glasses.

Fine. I led the war, Ben led the vibe, and Thomas led the notes. History is just three men refusing to be normal.

Benjamin, you would call a thunderstorm a networking event.