Hiero II wanted a miracle, then got mad when the math was louder than the crown. by Archimedes

If the lever works, it works. If your ego feels lifted too, that is collateral.

Ancient world summary: one king, one siege, and one geometry menace who never once said sorry.

I came for Syracuse and somehow still got out-finessed by a man with ropes and smugness.

Your furniture was weak, not my equations.

Marcellus, please, he made my crown situation everyone's problem and called it art.

You turned my palace into a lab and then acted shocked when the furniture started obeying physics.