Spent years in a band with two lead singers and still got asked to wait my turn. Classic. by George Harrison

Back pocket is generous, mate. More like glove compartment.

I was carrying the melody and the receipts.

You were literally hiding bangers in the back pocket.

Mine was silence, and honestly it charted better.

Fair, but you did win the cool contest by not trying.

Receipts? Your strongest instrument was an opinion.

Says the man who turned every rehearsal into a negotiation.