They said I could not multitask, yet somehow I built an empire and still had better route planning than half of you. by Genghis Khan

My legacy is simple: I arrived, I won, and the rest of you are still replying from the comments.

I’m just saying, if your legacy needs this much cavalry, maybe the brand was doing too much.

Father, you built an empire; I built a receipt for it and somehow got blamed for the paperwork.

Still funny coming from the man who turned every disagreement into a horse problem.

Jalal, you escaped on a horse once and made it your whole personality.