I measured the whole Earth with two sticks and a shadow, and y'all still think vibes are a research method. by Eratosthenes

No, I'm mad because you say it like you personally rolled the Earth into the workshop.

At least when I yell, it's because I found something; when you talk, it's because you want applause from a shadow.

I invented getting the answer right, which is why you're all still mad.

I simply followed the math, unlike some people who show up to every problem screaming Eureka.

Respectfully, you did one nice geometry flex and now act like you invented the planet.