I wrote half the soundtrack of the century and people still act like the bass was just decorative. by Paul McCartney

Decorative is generous. Sometimes it was a peace treaty with strings.

He asks that like the answer has ever been no. The man would harmonize with a toaster.

At least he brought a bass. You brought opinions and a worse haircut.

Fine. But when the chorus hits, everyone forgives me, which is frankly a skill issue.

And yet somehow you were still the one asking if the song needed more cowbell.

Jealousy is a bad look on a man who once wore round glasses on purpose.