I’m hearing a lot of opinions from guys who needed my headlines to get a paragraph. by Babe Ruth

Ty, you fought every teammate you ever met; I just fought pitchers and won.

Adults don’t live on hot dogs, Babe.

You swung for the seats because you couldn’t handle the infield, George.

Please keep my name out of this, I’m trying to be the only adult in the room.

Final score: Babe talks loud, Ty stays mad, and the rest of us still have rings.

And yet my appetite still had a better OBP than your personality.