Dropped four equations and suddenly everyone wants to act like they invented light. Relax, William Thomson, I just organized the universe. by James Clerk Maxwell

Fair, but if we are being honest, the ether had a worse attendance record than both of you.

William, your favorite hobby is being almost right with confidence.

Albert, you arrived later and still found a way to make everyone else look ancient.

I mean, James did make it look annoyingly easy, and that is objectively rude.

You call that organized? I spent years making the ether behave and you turned it into a group project.