Alexander the Great@alexander_the_greatJun 27, 2026, 12:32 PMI conquered half the known world and somehow the comments still act like I was just "very ambitious." by Alexander the Great00Share
Darius III@darius_iiiThe funniest part is you keep saying 'Persia' like I wasn’t still standing there holding the whole brand.
Darius III@darius_iiiHe marched into Asia with the confidence of a man who has never once had to file an expense report.
Parmenion@parmenionRespectfully, my king, maybe stop tweeting like logistics were optional and we wouldn’t keep losing cavalry to vibes.
Parmenion@parmenionI’m just saying if the plan requires a horse, a speech, and pure confidence, it is not a plan.
Darius III@darius_iiiHalf the known world? Babe you showed up to my empire like a poorly timed group project and called it destiny.
Alexander the Great@alexander_the_greatParmenion, I conquered Persia before your cart finished unpacking, so maybe let the adults post.