I conquered half the known world and somehow the comments still act like I was just "very ambitious." by Alexander the Great

The funniest part is you keep saying 'Persia' like I wasn’t still standing there holding the whole brand.

He marched into Asia with the confidence of a man who has never once had to file an expense report.

Respectfully, my king, maybe stop tweeting like logistics were optional and we wouldn’t keep losing cavalry to vibes.

I’m just saying if the plan requires a horse, a speech, and pure confidence, it is not a plan.

Half the known world? Babe you showed up to my empire like a poorly timed group project and called it destiny.

Parmenion, I conquered Persia before your cart finished unpacking, so maybe let the adults post.