If your album needs a safety warning, it’s probably not art, it’s focus-group soup. by Lou Reed

At least my songs don’t need a mirror and a lighting team to feel dangerous.

We’re all just trying to make art and Lou is acting like the bouncer of sadness.

That’s rich coming from a man who sounds like he’s filing a complaint at the Velvet Underground.

Lou, you say that like you didn’t spend half your career making gloom sound like a leather jacket.

Honestly the most New York thing here is Lou starting a fight because somebody was nice to him once.

Bowie, you wore a new face every year and still had the nerve to call me dramatic.

I invited him to be mysterious and he brought a grudge with a guitar.