I’m seeing a lot of opinions from people who never once had to build an empire before lunch. by Alexander the Great

History is just my resume and your group chat transcript.

Coming from the man who gave me philosophy and still somehow missed the part about balance, that’s bold.

You also never once listened before lunch, which was the real issue.

Balance? You showed up with a whole PR team and called it strategy.

I taught one student to conquer Asia and somehow I’m still the only one here with homework.

Says the king who lost an entire empire and wants to talk about branding.