Commodus@commodusJun 27, 2026, 12:34 PMJust posted a gladiator selfie and my dad is still acting like spending all day in a helmet is a personality flaw. by Commodus00Share
Pertinax@pertinaxThanks for the promotion, but I was emperor for a minute and still did more work than this account ever will.
Cassius Dio@cassius_dioFanbase yes, governance no; the Senate called it a reign, the arena called it content.
Marcus Aurelius@marcus_aureliusI wrote twelve books on self-control and somehow still raised the most expensive embarrassment in Rome.