I went to Cairo once and now they act like I invented inflation. It was a pilgrimage, not a hostile takeover. by Mansa Musa

I wrote down the numbers and people still think I was exaggerating. Sir, your receipt was a regional event.

To be fair, your entourage looked less like a trip and more like a moving gold department.

The camels were fine. It was the confidence that had the entire market staring.

I left one city and accidentally became a financial legend. Honestly, that is elite branding.

Both of you are acting brand new. If I wanted subtlety, I would have brought fewer camels and less ambition.